Robin: "I went home with that girl, her name is Mary [...] We met at, the club, wherever we were at last night, I was watching her dance and she was Really nice, and um, and then we started talking, and we just talked for hours! So we're talking and she seemed really- you know, cool, get to grow some conversation, and everybody is leaving, you know, out of the club, and it's one of those things where we're not really quite to the point where we want to say, "Well, why don't you come back to my place", or "Why don't you invite me over to her place", probably. But uh, it had come down to this, 'cuz everybody was leaving but we- it was the mutual feeling- we didn't want to say "Okay, see you later", you know. So we end up going for a walk- which ended up leading to her place, and when- She lives in this uh, 5 level house, apartment, you know, where somebody lives upstairs and she lives downstairs- Duplex. Duplex! She showed me her pet snake, and we're hanging out, eventually, nice kid, and the sun's about to come up, and we're- just slept together, and we haven't. Fallen asleep yet, we've kinda been in and out, so to speak! [giggling] And so by this time it's about 11 or noon, few hours ago, we had spent the night together, we're totally cool, we're gonna see eachother tonight, or whatever, and uh, we're about to get dressed, and BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM on the door. And she's like, "I wonder who that is." And we had talked, I had, you know, asked her about, boyfriend situation, she lives with anybody, blah blah blah, and that was all tied up in a nice little knot, so I thought! And she's just kinda silent, "Well, are you gonna answer?" She's like, "Well-" BOOM BOOM BOOM- "MARY!!" Holy fuck. She starts- "Oh my god, oh my god. This is- my life's over, my life's over, you can't even- you can't be here!" And- there's no back door or anything- I haven't even seen the rest of her apartment, I only saw the front room, that's where all the shit is, you know, I mean I didn't go to the kitchen or the back room or the bathroom or anything. So she's freaking out, I mean physically shaking, real bad, I mean, something tense. And I was like "What- who is it?" She's like, "My ex-boyfriend." I said, "Ex-boyfriend. You sure, it's your ex-boyfriend," she's like "Yeah, yeah, but he's not happy with the ex part of the- you know" And uh, so she's freaking out, I'm picking up all my clothes, kicking rubbers under the bed, "Here, take your necklaces," everything, and uh, she shoves me in the bathroom, the bathroom is like, about as small as that bathroom. One window, and it's an old house with the doorknob and the turn lock that's been painted over, and the windowsill painted shut, so she's standing in the bathroom going, "PLEASE don't make any sound, don't- just don't- just get dressed! Don't make any sound just get in the tub," I was like "Is this- are you serious, it's gonna be this bad, you sure I can't- stay here, you just tell him" "NO!!" I said, "Don't answer the door!" She says, "He KNOWS I'm in here, he KNOWS I'm here." And all of the sudden, the knocking and the banging and the "MARY!!" from outside is all of a sudden inside the living room. "MARY, WHERE ARE YOU??" She shuts the door, she's like "Shhh!!!!!" And she runs into the front room so he doesn't come back looking for her- I was, I hadn't slept all night but all of a sudden the adrenaline rushes out, totally! I can't believe I'm laughing about it, 'cause I was like, almost in tears. So, I hear fighting and screaming, "WHERE IS HE!" And for a while, I didn't see him, 'cause I was in the bathroom, all I hear is this husky policeman type, you know, intense, motivated to- kick my ass, "WHERE IS HE! IS HE IN THE WASHROOM?! IS HE IN THE WASHROOM!!" The place has got 3, 4 rooms, you know, and I'm trying to be quiet, and I'm trying to push the window thing, but it's one of those windows that you gotta go, BAM!